Make Web Not War

1. Order the T-shirts for the development team
2. Announce availability
3. Write the code
4. Write the manual
5. Hire a product manager
6. Spec the software (Writing the specs after the code helps to ensure that the software meets the specifications.)
7. Ship
8. Test (The customers are a big help here.)
9. Identify bugs as potential enhancements or features
10. Announce the upgrade program

People who stare at their phones and ignore everything else around them are called "phubbers".

From:

Chinese city gets 'smartphone zombie' walkway

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It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

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And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

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It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

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I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Wax (verb)

To increase gradually in size, number, strength, or intensity: "His love affair with Mrs. Bernstein waxed and waned and waxed again" (C. Hugh Holman).

To speak or write as specified: "[He] warmed to his most favorite of subjects, waxed eloquent, gained in his face a glow of passion" (Paul J. Willis).

Wax (noun)

[Chiefly British] A fit of anger: "All at once you would suddenly find yourself reverting to childish attitudes, flaring up in a wax with some fellow" (Frank O'Connor).